FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FRONTLINE GAMING FANBOY VAL HEFFELFINGER NAMED CREATIVE DIRECTOR AND FLOATING HEAD OF THE FLGN.
Known for his appearances on every 40K podcast ever, Val Heffelfinger will immediately begin working to grow the FLGN into the preferred network for tabletop creators and fans alike.
“It’s like growing up and getting to play for the Yankees” the clearly excited floating head said between near simultaneous appearances on different shows, “if the Yankees were a place where you could get your gaming goodies for 15% off of MSRP of course.” The menacing dismembered skull and symbol of a dystopian future then clarified “The Yankees are a famous baseball team.”
Val Heffelfinger is no stranger to the Frontline Gaming Network, having been one of the original co-hosts of Chapter Tactics, as well as co-creator of 40K Stats Centre, a cultural phenomenon.
“I’m not sure where 40K Stats Centre will fit into the lineup, but rest assured, exciting tournament coverage will be returning to the FLGN. In addition, myself, and our team of mindless semi-organic robots are burning incense around the clock and scouring the noosphere for the best creators that we can assimilate into the FLGN. Exciting times are… a head”
Asked for further comment the mustachioed talking head paused a moment to reflect. “Frontline Gaming and their podcasts are a big part of how I came to discover the world of tabletop gaming. It really is an honour to be a part of the team. Even if it’s only my skull that has made it this far.”
Look out for updates on new developments with the Frontline Gaming Network – including new shows, new formats, and old friends. We hope you are as excited as we are for the return of gaming in the months ahead and we can’t wait to share it with you. Until then, stay tuned and stay safe.