By The Emperor! Issue #1


Pro Model Painter Comes Clean About Contrast Paint Use

TWITCH, INTERNET — In a shocking announcement last night on his live painting session, pro model painter Jason Thrushlin (IG and Twitch handle “@brushinwiththrushlin”) announced through a tearful speech his secret abuse of and struggle with Contrast Paints. 

“I would like to come forward right now, and be clear and honest in these days of lying and shameful behavior, and admit I have a problem,” addressed Jason to his live painting Twitch stream, his normal music background of Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk” silenced for the announcement.

My recent models, most especially the sweet Emperor’s Children variant Abbadon and the thirty or so Night Goblins I’m painting for my army to get back into Age of Sigmar; I told you, my friends and followers and family, that I had painted them using a classic method.” At this point tears could be seen in Jason’s eyes. “They were in fact, done primarily with Contrast paints.”

“I am a sick man in desperate need of help and forgiveness,” said Jason, after going into detail about how he came in contact with the paint product at a party, where a loose acquaintance told him it was “harmless”, and “shades instantly.” “I thought to myself, ‘What’s the harm? How bad could it possibly be?’. Once I saw how Snakebite Leather makes painting leather downright instant, or provided the perfect bronze hue with shading when applied to Leadbelcher primer, I needed more. No model I painted could escape it use, all the while I’m claiming credit for that even shade pattern” he sobbed.

Jason continued to apologize through tears to his fans, telling his 56 followers and 3 Twitch viewers that he understood if his actions caused a breach of trust, one which he vowed to work diligently to recover. As of press time, Jason also admitted to recent temptations of using auto primer, and asked for everyone’s support, prayers and understanding during this difficult time of recovery.

That’s all the news we have for this week! And remember, Frontline Gaming sells gaming products at a discount, every day in their webcart!



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2 years ago

lmao, well done!

2 years ago

I’ve got idea if this at all based on reality (contrast paints are actually good?) but I love it.

2 years ago
Reply to  Jace

From what I’ve seen with local guys using them, contrast paints are very good if they’re used properly and in the right areas. They get splotchy on broad, flat areas. Which could make them the best thing ever for painting all things Nurgle.

Charlie A.
2 years ago

Thoughts and prayers are with you, Jason!

Are we really sure that one of those 3 twitch viewers wasn’t just Jason on twitch on his phone? I’ve heard rumors of him padding his numbers…

2 years ago
Reply to  Charlie A.


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