12 Days of 40kristmas

On the first day of Christmas my GW gave to me, a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility….

On the second day of Christmas my GW gave to me, two Draigo’s gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the third day of Christmas my GW gave to me, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating, and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the fourth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the fifth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, FIVE +1 Feel No Pains! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the sixth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the seventh day of Christmas my GW gave to me, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the eighth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the ninth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, nine Reanimation Protocols, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the tenth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, ten Graviton Cannons,  nine Reanimation Protocols, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my GW gave to me, eleven Re-Rolleable 2+ Saves,  ten Graviton Cannons,  nine Reanimation Protocols, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, twelve Skyhammer Annihilation Forces, eleven Re-Rolleable 2+ Saves,  ten Graviton Cannons,  nine Reanimation Protocols, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.

AND A WRAITHKNIGHT BUFFED BY INVISIBILITY!

 

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Raw Dogger, aka, Phat J Sleaze (formerly of the Booty Boyzzz) is a highly opinionated, questionably skilled 40k enthusiast. When not working at Frontline Gaming, he can be found down on Jabroni Avenue.

16 Responses to “12 Days of 40kristmas”

  1. bigpig December 10, 2015 12:14 am #

    Puhlease!! Who has just 7 Scatbikes scatting?!?!

    This is hilarious Jason. Three toes in cover was an amazing visual. Good work!!

    • WestRider December 10, 2015 1:01 am #

      Yeah, I would have shuffled some of the numbers around, but it’s still hilarious as-is 😀

  2. Nightman December 10, 2015 3:09 am #

    “On the twelfth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, twelve Skyhammer Annihilation Forces”

    Thats a mouthful!

  3. Arrias December 10, 2015 5:42 am #

    Alternate final line

    “…two Draigo’s gaiting, and I quit and now play Infinity!”

    I kid! I kid!

  4. Reecius
    Reecius December 10, 2015 7:29 am #

    Lol, this was epic, haha

  5. CaptainA December 10, 2015 8:21 am #

    You need to do this with the FG allstars. – 5 Reece in a dress!

    • fluger December 10, 2015 9:58 am #

      yes please

    • Jural December 10, 2015 10:23 am #

      Why is 5 the right number of Reece in a dress?

      • CaptainA December 10, 2015 12:16 pm #

        Reeece, like Rings.

      • Alex Yuen December 10, 2015 12:57 pm #

        Reece in a dress with high heels. are those heels sexy? What kind of make up ;P

    • Novastar December 10, 2015 10:26 am #

      We should get Team trading cards with that capt A

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 10, 2015 12:38 pm #

      No! lol

  6. Alex Yuen December 10, 2015 12:19 pm #

    Jason the poem

  7. Pascalnz December 10, 2015 1:47 pm #

    great stuff, singing it the whole way through was tough:)

  8. Vercingatorix December 10, 2015 7:36 pm #

    Now imagine he’s not singing a song, this is is pre-game reading of the list. That’s right, screw the rules, he has 6 Coteazes spread throughout 12 skyhammers.

  9. Sactownbri December 21, 2015 7:19 am #

    Awesome parody. Thanks for the Holiday cheer. This egg nog toast is to you!

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