An Ork Song About Allying With Yourself!

Brought to us by Adam, this is really funny. Sung to the tune of “Dancing With Myself” by Billy Idol, but with an Ork accent.

On the worlds of Ultramar

Or in the ghoul stars way out far, far

With the Mega Armor and the Power Klaw’s clamour

I’m allyin’ with myself

When there’s no one else in sight

And da kommandos’ sneakin right

Well, dey gonna snik ya in your softy bitz

And I’m allyin’ with myself

Oh ally wiv myself

Oh ally wiv myself

We ain’t gonna lose and ain’t got nothing to prove

And I’m allyin with myself, oh

And I know dat boyz don’t like

To get krumped when wagons fight

I’d get my mega-boss to take all the hits

I’d just ally with myself

So let’s take another Mek

Cause he’s got the bitz to think

And stop my Manz from runnin away

Dat’s why I’m be allyin’ with myself, oh

Oh ally wiv myself

Oh ally wiv myself

We ain’t gonna lose and ain’t got nothing to prove

And I’m allyin with myself, oh oh oh oh

I know ya want a wagon

And maybe anovva wagon

So take a wagon ‘n a wagon ‘n a wagon ‘n a wagon

And ally wiv yourself

Dakka jetz iz da best

More dakka iz da cry-y

So make all da dakka wash over da ‘umies

When you ally wiv yourself

Oh ally wiv yourself

Oh ally wiv yourself

If you want big gunz an’ also some wagons…

If you want a boss fer yer Lootaz or Boyz…

If your seven Deff Dreads need to dreg some ‘eads…

Ally wiv yourself

Ally wiv yourself

Ally wiv yourself

Ally wiv yourself

We’ve played dis game every way it’s played

And we’ve played every army there is

But nothing compares to the glorious joy

Of an ork allying with himself

So let’s krump some panzie git

Or bonk ‘eads wiv a beakie boss

‘Cause ain’t noffin’ stoppin our WAAGH dis time

Cuz we allyin wiv ourselves

Oh ally wiv ourselves

Oh ally wiv ourselves

Bringin’ Mad Doc, Old Zogwort, and Gazzy’s a joke…

We’ve got Triple Warboss wiv Bikes spouting smoke…

And four mobs of boyz in wagonz iz rollin on blokes…

Ally wiv ourselves…

Ally wiv ourselves…

Ally wiv ourselves…


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20 Responses to “An Ork Song About Allying With Yourself!”

  1. TrueKnight May 22, 2014 11:43 am #

    Epic, just epic

  2. Joshhodg May 22, 2014 12:16 pm #

    Needs a video.

    • Reecius May 22, 2014 12:37 pm #


    • nkump May 22, 2014 12:57 pm #

      lol oh man…if someone would sing this…maybe one of the Overlords guys

      • Reecius May 22, 2014 2:12 pm #

        Needs to be sung by GWAR! haha

        • XinZ May 22, 2014 2:20 pm #

          I miss Oderus. 🙁

          • Syko515 May 23, 2014 1:41 am

            gone but not forgotten!

  3. Loopy May 22, 2014 1:11 pm #

    Thanks, guys. LOL. I’m so stoked about having a few extra slots to make armies with. It’s time someone else other than the new books got to do this! 🙂

    • Syko515 May 23, 2014 1:43 am #

      you and me both bro, i feel like Orkz and Tyranids can make the most of this new ally tree.

  4. TableTopJosh May 22, 2014 2:02 pm #

    Very happy to be able to bring more tru5kks and stick cheap warbosses with them or 3 biker bosses!

    Is it true that you can have as many self detachments as long as you meet the minimum?
    So if you have 1 hq and 2 troops then add 1 more hq and 1 troop you can keep adding on like that?

    • Loopy May 22, 2014 2:13 pm #

      There are conflicting reports on that one. I haven’t looked at the Kirby 3++ report yet. Even if we can’t do that, I’m still fine with just allying with myself. However, if the whole “as many detachments as you want” thing is true, then that is awesome, because I can truly make the army I’ve always wanted to do with two MegaBosses, two Battlewagons, and two squads of boyz per force org. Love Boyz in Wagons. Just love it. And with the megabosses there to soak the explosion damage and to krump other wagons, it’s a good day to be orks.

    • Reecius May 22, 2014 2:13 pm #

      Not as I have been told. Apparently you CAN’T ally with yourself. You can take 2 FOC’s though? Sounds interesting. We’ll see very soon.

  5. Drkshmn May 22, 2014 3:08 pm #

    Yah unfortunately from the pic out of rulebook I seen… You Cannot Ally with yourself.. Restriction states that your ally faction cannot be the same as your primary detachment.

  6. TableTopJosh May 22, 2014 3:23 pm #

    Looking forward to your review and new content! I was keeping up with rumors on Dakka but it was driving me insane. People are going crazy so im sure a lot of people out there are looking forward to a calm and thoughout review. I hope your conclusion isnt that you suggest finding other games. I want 7th edition 40k to work so badly because i love this game and hobby.

    • Caldria May 22, 2014 4:01 pm #

      Agreed, I’m still fairly new to 40k, only started near the end of 5th.

      And any time I hear someone suggest another game (because 40k is supposedly “failing”) I get instantly depressed, I’ve really been captured by this game, loving it.

    • Reecius May 22, 2014 4:14 pm #

      We are always honest about our feelings on a new book/edition, but so far I think 7th looks pretty decent. We’ll see once we’ve played a few games.

      • Red Corsair May 22, 2014 6:22 pm #

        Invisibility is going to break this edition. That spell is the dumbest thing I have ever scene them print. Nullifying blessings was handled very poorly, from now on I am going to refer to it as the yahtzee check.

        Seer council doesn’t need fortune anymore, and they all score AND they can spam farseers by bringing more detachments. This is going to be silly.

        Oh and they ignore perils with their helm *facepalm*

        I’ll continue to paint for the foreseeable future I guess.

        • greggles May 23, 2014 9:46 am #

          There is always the hope that they are going to release faq’s for all the codexes for this edition…and possibly address some of these issues.

          Does hope even exist anymore?

  7. Lord Wellingstone May 22, 2014 5:31 pm #

    All I really want is clearly written rules… that’s literally the only thing on my wish list.

  8. Derrick May 26, 2014 12:22 pm #

    I may model my next Ork Warboss w/ a Billy Idol hairstyle and a Union Jack flag as a tribute

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