Raw Dogger’s Not This Week in 40K

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Hello all,

So after 6 weeks of turd pictures, swears, and more man on man prison rape jokes than you can shake a stick at I’ve come to the conclusion that there just isn’t enough 40K material that I am interested in to write an article on the subject every week.  So instead of a weekly update on 40k I will be doing a monthly update on 40k.  I figure I can get at least 500 words for an article if I wait a whole month, right?  If not I’ll just pad it with turd jokes, swears, and man on man prison rape jokes.

So while you all wait on baited breath for the end of the month, I’ll satisfy your ravenous loins with a post about the upcoming Broadside Bash tournament in San Diego at the end of the month and the list that I will be taking.  The Broadside Bash, for the uninitiated, is a 2000 point tournament held every year at Kingdom Con in San Diego.  You can visit their website here.  The Broadside Bash uses custom missions which vary from year to year.  This year, unfortunately, they decided to go with majority Kill Point missions which encourage the use of the dreaded deathstar lists that are all the hotness at the moment.  They have also made the decision not to allow Super Heavies of any type, though I personally do not think that any of the current Super Heavies have what it takes to take out the Beast Star, Seer Council, or any of the other ‘Stars’ that we are seeing in the competitive meta (barring the Revenant Titan of course). The only thing that will keep this tournament from going full derp is the inclusion of the limited detachment rules that Reece and Frontline Gaming have implemented in their BAO formatted events (i.e only 2 total detachments may be taken in any list).  The Bash also allows Forgeworld 40k approved units, but limits abuse by not allowing players to take multiples of the same unit.

For the event I’ve decided to break out my Grey Knights with Imperial Guard allies.  I think the list has everything needed to compete with the lists most likely to be seen and, most importantly, is mostly painted.  Here’s the list.

Grandmaster with Psycannon, Halberd, 3x Servo Skulls and Rad Grenades


6x Paladins with 2x Psycannons and the Brotherhood Banner

Strike Squad with Psycannon, 2x Halberds in a Razorback with Psybolt Ammo

Strike Squad with Psycannon, 2x Halberds in a Razorback with Psybolt Ammo

Land Raider Crusader with Multi Melta and Psybolt Ammo

Aegis Defense Line with Quad Gun

Company Command Squad with Lascannon and Vox

Platoon Command Squad with Autocannon and Vox

Infantry Squad with Autocannon, Flamer, and Melta Bomb 

Infantry Squad with Autocannon, Flamer, and Melta Bomb

Infantry Squad with Autocannon, Flamer, Melta Bomb and Vox

Commisar with Power Sword


2000 points

I had to physically restrain myself from taking Psychotroke Grenades on the Grandmaster.  That was just a bit *too* good and combining that with the Rad Grenades made me feel dirty inside.  So, what do you think?  How can I make this list better?  Does it have what it takes to compete with 4 Riptide Buffmander lists, etc?


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11 Responses to “Raw Dogger’s Not This Week in 40K”

  1. Vidar April 13, 2014 12:14 pm #

    Dude if someone is going to take the big stars you might as well take the grenades. It’s really just a meta counter.

    • YoungGun April 13, 2014 12:25 pm #

      So I have been reading the new imperial guard codex(Astra Militarum) and have come upon a question. In the orders rules it says to pass a order you must take a leadership test, so would you take the test on the majority leadership or on the highest leadership?

      • z3n1st April 14, 2014 12:20 am #

        Highest LD amongst the unit, BRB page 7

  2. David April 13, 2014 12:34 pm #

    Oooo a local tourney? I might have to go my first tour-

    “Kill pointz ftw lol”

    Ugh. Nope.

    Nope nope nope.

  3. Black Blow Fly April 13, 2014 2:03 pm #

    I would take the grenades as a counter to other deathstars.

    List looks good… Protect the land raider and you should do just fine. 2k is where it’s at !

  4. Shinkaze April 13, 2014 5:00 pm #

    >I had to physically restrain myself from taking Psychotroke Grenades on the Grandmaster. >That was just a bit *too* good and combining that with the Rad Grenades made me feel dirty >inside. So, what do you think?

    I don’t know, are you playing 5 year olds or adults? If you are concerned about “cheese” then just make sure you don’t play 2nd edition 40k and you should be fine.

    • Raw Dogger April 13, 2014 5:20 pm #

      I’ll make sure not to go back in time and play 2nd edition, thanks for the heads up.

    • Smellofwetdog April 14, 2014 7:04 am #

      More importantly though… this physically restraining yourself… Did you go straight for the gnarglies or did you give yourself a fighting chance first?

      I enjoy the column RD, keep it up. I expect 3x the masturbation jokes now since you’ll be doing roughly 3x as much with all that free time on your hands.

  5. bigpig April 14, 2014 6:04 am #

    Have fun. I really like Broadside Bash. Can’t make it this year due to work am certainly disappointed. Good luck.

    PS: needs more prison rape jokes

  6. Smurfalypse April 14, 2014 9:12 am #

    Just watched the last battle report and apparently you ragequit or something?

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