This is a video only for those who do not take things too seriously! It is mature men playing with toys, immaturely. We will also be playing Beerhammer at the LVO! Event information here:



About Reecius

The fearless leader of the intrepid group of gamers gone retailers at Frontline Gaming!

37 Responses to “Beerhammer!”

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    Alex Yuen December 23, 2013 12:02 am #

    This is the best battle report I have ever seen.

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 12:16 am #

      Hahaha, glad you liked it!

    • Adam
      Adam ( December 23, 2013 9:30 am #

      Shamless plug time! Come to the LVO, sign up for BeerHammer and join the fun! Or if you can’t make it, check out the rules at, record your own battle report and I’ll totally post it on my blog. 🙂

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        Alex Yuen December 23, 2013 11:44 am #

        sign up 2 months ago?

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    desert_hack December 23, 2013 12:46 am #

    Reese is now officially 40k’s answer to Johnny Knoxville. This confirms it if milk puke video left any room for doubt.

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:32 am #

      Haha, the milk video was actually Frankie and Keno’s idea!

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    Pascal Roggen December 23, 2013 1:27 am #

    my goodness! 🙂

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:32 am #

      Yes, that about sums it up! haha

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    nimrod451 December 23, 2013 2:26 am #

    I was laughing so hard my wife came out of the bedroom while she was sleeping to see what was going on…

    I think Frontline Gaming has the best Discordiant soundtrack ever – its not often you go hear Metallica, Fleetwood Mac, Tool, the Eagles, then back to Tool…

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:33 am #

      Haha, glad you liked it! Yeah, we have a pretty eclectic mix of music here.

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    colinsherlow December 23, 2013 2:57 am #

    I F#@$in love Steel Panther!

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:34 am #

      Possibly the funniest and most offensive music ever! haha

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    Dave December 23, 2013 5:29 am #

    Steel Panther is awesome. I’ve seen them live and will see them again as part of wacken this summer.

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:34 am #

      I used to see them in college back when they were called metal School. They are so funny, they killed us.

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    Skari December 23, 2013 6:40 am #

    Lol. Reece thanks for making the morning before work that much more enjoyable. I dont even drink, but this is fun.

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:35 am #

      Glad you liked it! haha

  8. Jason
    Raw Dogger December 23, 2013 7:47 am #

    You REALLY should have filmed the second game.

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:35 am #

      No, that game is stricken from memory! haha

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    salamanders4lyfe December 23, 2013 8:11 am #

    Question: Is the Mega Mat actually made of Unicorn hide as the prophecies foretold?

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    Halfricanking December 23, 2013 8:27 am #

    Bunch of lightweights 😉 I am at least twice the size of you guys though. Plus I heard you mention 151. You should mix up some Caribou Lou. Check the Tech N9ne song for the recipe. Or the internet but that’s less fun.

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:36 am #

      Yeah, I was shmamered! Haha, don’t have the alcohol endurance I used to.

  11. Adam
    Adam ( December 23, 2013 9:20 am #

    So apparently I counted my single unit of chaos spawn 3 times when we were calculating victory points… That game was epic, well played!

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:38 am #

      Haha, well played, dude! That game was ridiculous.

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    joedrache December 23, 2013 9:46 am #

    lookin forward to beerhammer at the LVO. i feel a lil sorry for anyone who is doing the tourney and the beerhammer though- ouch!

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:38 am #

      Yeah, that will be a tough night of 40K!

  13. James Carmona
    kontraktkiller December 23, 2013 10:17 am #

    You guys should have used mickeys hand grenades……

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 10:56 am #

      And actually thrown them at models! haha

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    flomofo December 23, 2013 11:40 am #

    If you get hairier after a few beerhammer games time to switch to Steel Reserve. Not fun but challenging.

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 23, 2013 11:53 am #

      Steel Reserve Hammer is playing with your life! haha

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        flomofo December 23, 2013 12:01 pm #

        Good for Frankie and his reserves that never work as intended. He looks like a super heavy weight so it should benefit him to have D’s he can swallow and then spit on the board til the 4 drakes show up.

        At least until his OP skills at cheese hammer show themselves. But I only see Keno playing with him when they start chugging liquid cheese instead. Cheese D’s everywhere, gross.

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    thebloodychaos December 23, 2013 7:29 pm #

    You could flick bottle caps onto the board to act as krak grenades that would scatter themselves.

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    Fister December 24, 2013 1:19 am #

    This and the milk challenge prove that you guys make the most entertaining batreps on the internet.

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    bugsculptor December 24, 2013 4:37 am #

    Woah Adam… gotta be careful quoting the Big Lebowski at Frontline, you almost got your ass kicked by a bunch of Eagles fans.

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      flomofo December 25, 2013 10:53 am #

      I think they were actually pulling out a hammock and some trees for him to puff on.

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    Todd @ TABLEWAR(TM) December 31, 2013 3:44 pm #

    I am worried… this looks like a ton of fun…. but, how many rounds do we have of this at the LVO? I am hoping it is just 2… not sure who would still be alive for a third round.

    • Reecius
      Reecius December 31, 2013 5:26 pm #

      Only 2 rounds! They wanted three and I told them no more than 2 for safety’s sake! haha

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